HOW TO WRITE A BEER REVIEW

Hoppy! Grapefruity! Malty! Beery! Want to write a beer review? Here's our handy beer review generator, plus a few suggested words

Writing beer reviews is not an easy thing (generally) and it’s usually not enough to say ‘hoppy’ or ‘very hoppy’. We try to convey a sense of flavour, a context, a narrative, usually in very few words. But it’s also a chance to show a bit of lyrical gymnastics too. But recognising that it can go a little too far sometimes, here’s our own handy template. Cheek. Tongue. In.

The latest beer from __________ is a __________ example of a __________. On the nose the__________ flavours pop out like a __________ with a __________.


Gulping down the __________ coloured brew, I’m reminded of __________, with a touch of __________ that may have seen the inside of a __________ barrel. The flavour rises up __________ like a __________ with a __________.

 

This is a __________ beer and one that fills me with __________ and __________.

 

Here's some words to help!

LUSCIOUS
CITRUSY
AUTHENTIC
LUSH
MAJESTICALLY
STIRRING
SYMPHONIC
HORROR
CHERRIES
CHEEK-SUCKING
ACIDIC
JOY
BOURBON
HAPPINESS
TEQUILA
CRESCENDO
PINEY
BACKBONE
TREPIDATION
COLLAB